This just in: "If you're not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you're drinking pee pee."

Well folks, it looks like everyone wants to start a spirit war. I read an article (here) on the Gothamist about P-Diddy talking about other vodkas. He basically said that all other vodka is pee pee.

Apparently, billions of vodka drinkers have begun a class action lawsuit against all major vodka companies suing them for false advertisement. One such consumer said, "When I was drinking a vodka/Red Bull, I thought the yellow color was coming from the energy drink. My, was I wrong!" (Okay, kidding! The last two sentences are not real!)

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But P-Diddy did mention that, "If you're not drinking Ciroc vodka, then you're drinking pee pee." and "pissed off" (pun intended) the owner of Georgi vodka. In retaliation, the CEO Martin Silver, filled up a toilet bowl with Ciroc vodka to have it delivered to P-Diddy's offices. Come on guys, let's play nice! There is enough vodka and pee pee in this world for everyone.

Thanks for the heads up Gio!